If you're the kind of person who REALLY likes to be ready for anything you might have already spent your weekend studying FEMA's web site. Not for hurricane preparation plans, and not so you can learn in advance how to file for that government assistance after the wind blows. I would be willing to bet that you just recently checked "What to do if a terrorist calls me and wants to talk about his bomb" off of your "Things to Learn JUST IN CASE" list.
I'm down with the bomb stuff but - I didn't have the guts to click on "Nuclear Blast".
Your government, hard at work. Oh - and then there's the whole "Nagin Has Already Ordered Evacuations" story when Gustav hasn't even made it into the Gulf yet. I'm all poised to panic and everything, but I know that as soon as I find that last bottle of bacon bit flavored CheezWiz in the pantry I'll be fine.Labels: headlines, personal urban drama |
