Monday, June 30, 2008
It doesn't happen that often that, when I see what someone is wearing, I literally rear my head back in horror and suck in a deep breath of shock and terror all at the same time. But then... but then... I think... "I haven't cruised Fuggly in a while. Let's go take a peek."
I present: Holy Corn Chip, Batman - she's wearing an "Automatic car wash brush and can I get a wax with that - Oh - wait - you missed a spot are are you SURE you vacuumed the back shelf where are you going - I don't see enough shine on those rims what do you mean you're finished - I STILL HAVE BUG GUTS IN MY GRILL DAMNED YOU - dress".

And I know you've heard me say this before but truly, folks, what the hell is wrong with these people??
I present: Holy Corn Chip, Batman - she's wearing an "Automatic car wash brush and can I get a wax with that - Oh - wait - you missed a spot are are you SURE you vacuumed the back shelf where are you going - I don't see enough shine on those rims what do you mean you're finished - I STILL HAVE BUG GUTS IN MY GRILL DAMNED YOU - dress".

And I know you've heard me say this before but truly, folks, what the hell is wrong with these people??


