Friday, April 25, 2008
Ever heard of a peroneous longus tendon? Me neither. But you have two. One in each ankle. Guess what? You can TEAR them. In half! And then what happens? Go on. GUESS!
It hurts like holy hell for a while, then it hurts like a deep ache for a long time, and when you finally go to your doctor and tell him it still hurts he says "WE'RE GOING TO CUT YOU OPEN AGAIN!! BWAAHAHAHAHA!!"
Check back next week. I'll be back in a wheelchair, flying high on pharmaceuticals. I'm always at my best on Toradol.
You can't imagine how much this sucks. No driving for about 5 weeks. NeedyneedyCarol. This sucks so badly. But hey! I'm planning to tell people who ask about my new scar that I was attacked by dingos.
Labels: medicine, personal urban drama
# posted by Carol : 9:04 PM
