Thursday, March 22, 2007
You know that Quizno's commercial for their prime rib sub where they have that lovely young woman holding a sub in her hand saying "that's what real women need - more meat!" and then laughing the laugh that all men with dirty minds who understand the double entendre of her statement find so irresistible?
Well lemme tell ya, I agree. Meat is good food. Give me a rib-eye. I love some fajitas. Grilled chicken? I'll take two, please. So before I tell you about what I'm here to tell you about I wanted to make that perfectly clear. Meat = Food = GOOD STUFF. And that means somebody has to kill it. OK here we go.
The headline today is from Wisconsin, where a 20 year old man was found guilty of having "sexual contact" with a dead deer. He will most likely be branded as a sex offender (a title we usually reserve for rapists and sick pukes who diddle with children) and will definitely be required to undergo psychiatric treatment at a hard core crazy coop.
Let us first establish that banging a dead deer is just sick. Icky, yucky, too twisted to be a made up story, who the hell could ever think this was a good idea sick, or as my Cult Leader said: "EEEEYYYYeeeeeew". Now that that is clear let's go on.
This guy fucked a dead dear. Now he's a sex offender.
Guys go out into the woods every year, stalk deer, kill them, bleed them, chop them up, and stick the body parts in their home freezers while salivating at the thought of eating them in the future.
Theoretically, how is fucking a dead deer worse than that??? If we substitute the word "human" for "deer" all we have is a necrophiliac in the first instance. But c'mon folks! The second instance? What could be more Jeffey Dahmer?
Not that I would want to live next door to either I must say I would take Necro Boy before Dahmer any day of the week. It's all in your perspective.
Well lemme tell ya, I agree. Meat is good food. Give me a rib-eye. I love some fajitas. Grilled chicken? I'll take two, please. So before I tell you about what I'm here to tell you about I wanted to make that perfectly clear. Meat = Food = GOOD STUFF. And that means somebody has to kill it. OK here we go.
The headline today is from Wisconsin, where a 20 year old man was found guilty of having "sexual contact" with a dead deer. He will most likely be branded as a sex offender (a title we usually reserve for rapists and sick pukes who diddle with children) and will definitely be required to undergo psychiatric treatment at a hard core crazy coop.
Let us first establish that banging a dead deer is just sick. Icky, yucky, too twisted to be a made up story, who the hell could ever think this was a good idea sick, or as my Cult Leader said: "EEEEYYYYeeeeeew". Now that that is clear let's go on.
This guy fucked a dead dear. Now he's a sex offender.
Guys go out into the woods every year, stalk deer, kill them, bleed them, chop them up, and stick the body parts in their home freezers while salivating at the thought of eating them in the future.
Theoretically, how is fucking a dead deer worse than that??? If we substitute the word "human" for "deer" all we have is a necrophiliac in the first instance. But c'mon folks! The second instance? What could be more Jeffey Dahmer?
Not that I would want to live next door to either I must say I would take Necro Boy before Dahmer any day of the week. It's all in your perspective.
# posted by Carol : 10:10 PM
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I'm sure that, given the opportunity and capacity to choose, most animals would rather be screwed than stewed. But, that guy is still one sick f*ck. Maybe it's a short step from Necro Boy to Dahmer.
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