Thursday, November 09, 2006
I apologize right here and now for yet ANOTHER LOR posting. I'm actually not even that big of a fan. A girlfriend tried to get me to read the books back in junior high school. I thought they were crap* and went back to my Rolling Stone and Cream magazines. But. Since I'm married to a geek/nerd, I have actually seen all three movies and can enjoy the comedy people create around the freaking RING.
And so I bring to you, The Very Secret Diaries.
A couple of quotes to interest you:
*Ok, OK, Aragorn is most definately one seriously hot piece of man meat.
And so I bring to you, The Very Secret Diaries.
A couple of quotes to interest you:
The Very Secret Diary of Aragorn, Son of Arathorn
By: Cassandra Claire
Day One: Ringwraiths killed: 4. V. good. Met up with Hobbits. Walked forty miles. Skinned a squirrel and ate it. Still not King.
Day Six: Orcs killed: none. Disappointing. Stubble update: I look rugged and manly. Yes! Keep wanting to drop-kick Gimli. Holding myself back. Still not King.
The Very Secret Diary of Legolas, Son of Weenus
By: Cassandra Claire
Day Four: Boromir so irritating. Why must he wear big shield like dinner plate all the time? Climbed up Caradhras but wimpy humans who cannot walk on snow insisted we climb back down. Am definitely prettiest member of the Fellowship. Go me!
Day Six: Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle. Orcs so silly. Still the prettiest.
*Ok, OK, Aragorn is most definately one seriously hot piece of man meat.
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