Tuesday, October 10, 2006
All you Northerners? Go right now and apply for that second home mortgage to pay your heating bill in February. Make sure your snow shovel is sharp. Get an extra space heater, and one of those electric blankets, too. Maybe three or four. Stock up on non-perishables, batteries, and fire-wood.
Why? Because the headline today is "US Government Predicts Mild Winter". This is the same government that predicted 16 hurricanes this summer along with about 6 "killlers". So I figure that means ice and death for the north.
Remember a few years ago when there was a horrific winter storm in Canada and people were left for multiple weeks with no power, no food deliveries, no cleared roads? Yeah, think about it. They're from the government, and they're here to help.
Brrrrrrrr.
Why? Because the headline today is "US Government Predicts Mild Winter". This is the same government that predicted 16 hurricanes this summer along with about 6 "killlers". So I figure that means ice and death for the north.
Remember a few years ago when there was a horrific winter storm in Canada and people were left for multiple weeks with no power, no food deliveries, no cleared roads? Yeah, think about it. They're from the government, and they're here to help.
Brrrrrrrr.
# posted by Carol : 9:50 AM
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I have lived in Michigan for a long time. You know, the place that is nearly surrounded by cold water? Nobody sharpens snow shovels. Maybe it is not a bad idea, but nobody does it. Instead, we have a shot of peppermint schnapps before going out to shovel snow.
Just thought I'd dispel that myth.
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Just thought I'd dispel that myth.
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