Well boys and girls, it turns out that you are in the presence of a gen-U-ine soon to be published in a respectable medical journal anomaly. My neurologist told me this morning that she and my gastro guy are writing a paper on me. My faithful FP will be delighted. For years, I've been going to his office with one thing or another and he so often has the reply of "Wow, Carol, that's just weird. I've never seen/heard of/felt/smelled anything like that."
Now, I don't presume to rival Joseph Merrick or Johnny Holmes, but I am so far apparently one of what are soon to be two documented diagnosed cases in the great annals of those whole heal for a living.
There will be ladies at the doors to will accept your donations of cash or check as you exit the building. Sorry, no AmEx.Labels: accident, medicine, personal urban drama |
What the hell do you have? Something involving neuro & gastro? Ewww....