Ain't Chicken
Friday, December 10, 2004
Well, well, well. Ladies and Germs, it's looking like Santa has indeed decided that I've been a good girl this year after all and is going to arrange for my insurance company to FINALLY yes FINALLY come through with a settlement for my car. No, not ALLSTATE (P.S. You are most definitely NOT in good hands) who has yet to accept responsibility for the idiotic red light running bastard who they insure even though three witnesses said "It's the idiot red light running bastard's fault!" and the constable who was on site at the accident ticketed the jerk wad. No, not ALLSTATE but rather MY insurance company which will just end up in a nasty subrogation battle, but hey, that's what I pay them for, right?

So I'm going to my Mr. Wonderful The Lawyer Man's office tomorrow - that's right - an attorney who wants to meet with me on Saturday - and sign the property waiver so we can settle the car and get me back in a set of wheels in the next week or so. FREAKING FINALLY! One funny point - Mr. Lawyer Man said "and bring the keys with you" and I said..."Um the keys are probably still hanging in the ignition right where they were when Idiot Drippy Testicle Guy ran the red light and murdered my precious little zoomzoom." (He loves it when I talk in technical terms.) And in truth that's probably where they are. I sure as hell didn't take them from the ignition - my wrist and arm were broken at the time and not in their best operating condition. And oh yeah, I was distracted by the big red ambulance helicopter coming from the sky to wisk me off to a Level One Trauma Center in an attempt (successful, thankfully) to save my life. (Can we hear a ya-hoo for the LifeFlight folks??) So I ain't got no keys. Mr. Lawyer Man said, "Oh. OK."

Let us examine a fact and see if we can find any:

1. Logic
2. Justice
3. Honesty
4. Fairness
5. Righteousness

Fact: In Texas you are required by law to pay for and keep paying for automobile liability insurance. HOWEVER, the insurance companies have no laws that say they have to actually honor a claim or even make a decision on a claim. They can screw you forever. Thanks, Rick Perry (Drippy Testicle Idiot #2 in my book).

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"The sheeping of America is nearly complete." -Ted Nugent

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